You're about to come up on a convoy. Sorry what happened, Snowman. Sit right there, Fred. All right Fred. How much do I owe you, Billy?
Jackie gleason: sheriff buford t. justice of portague county
Sheriff Justice: That's a big ten-four! For the good old American life. You like Elton John? For a week.
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I don't care what it is. I'm too pooped to pop. Don't just stand there.
And I got a big welcome waitin' for you when I get you back home, you sombitchl Don't you cuss on this here radio. I say he ain't gonna go for your game. Snowman: [stands on the forks of the vehicle] Will you get serious? Every gearjammer knows his name They swear he got asphalt a-runnin'in his veins A foot like lead and nerves like steel He's gonna go to glory ridin' wheels Oh, boy He left Atlanta back in ' Haulin'him a load up to Tennessee He hit Mount Eeale in a drivin'rain So hard he couldn't even see the passin' lane Well, he started down the grade when he lost Housewives looking sex Beulah Mississippi gear He hit them brakes, found he had no air The Mount Eeale grade is steep and long And everybody that seen it thought the Bandit was gone All gone Well, his truck jack-knifed turned completely around He was comin' down backwards 'bout the speed of sound A lot of folks seen him and they all say He had his head out the window yellin', "Clear the way!
Smokey and the bandit script
You be a passenger for a while now. That's bad for your health.
Affirmative, affirmative. Why so fast? Snowman: Right. What the hell do we wanna go to Texas for and haul beer back here?
I happen to be Buford T. We have a big chance, a big chance to make a run for some big bucks.
I don't knowl - Well, who the hell knows? Little Enos: How about double or nothin? Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer If they had cremated the son of a bitch, I could've been kickin' that Mr Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
Honey, I got We ain't never not made it yet, have we? You're late for a big bowling date?
Smokey and the bandit
They slid in here a little while ago. I lost. Bandit : New car. This is Bandit One and that is I'm doin' what I'm supposed to be doin'. Check this out.
You sombitches couldn't close an umbrella. May I express my feelings about inconveniencing you Bandit: Goddamn it, son, we gave it our best shot. I'm eastbound and down! All right you talked me into it.
Burt reynolds: bandit
Where are you? We got your back door, and I'm clear. Not for long.